when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.
That’s why I love this guy.
bill fuckin murray
always reblog bill murray
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
It’s like straight sex
my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from
Benedict Cumberbatch made it on that list and Laverne Cox didn’t and I’m about to live up to my url really soon
sir could you just calm down for a second
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.